General Mikhail Kalashnikov decides to invent something else

This is interesting. The inventory of the most widely used - by far - weapon in war, the AK-47 and it's cousins, has decided to turn his hand to making vodka. Well, there you go. Nothing like stocking up, and loading up, on vodka before you load up the 'ole AK-47 for a little target practice. Perhaps that weiner dog next door, um? Or your mother-in-law! Hey, no dang cop is gonna take YOUR gun! If that cop would only quit swaying and weaving, back and forth, back and forth, you'd pop him a good one!: "General Mikhail Kalashnikov"